Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm experimenting with sincerity
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Randomize
