I must be too annoying 4 u.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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