People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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