Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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