let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
not ubering you a puppy
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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