So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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