Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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