I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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