it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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