real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Randomize
