Non-Jews are for practice
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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