Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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