you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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