Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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