I should be sponsored by Trojan
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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