You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Barsexuality is the new black.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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