She's JV to your varsity
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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