What did we do last night that was yellow?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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