normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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