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(416): View more from Ontario

i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college

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(703): View more from Virginia

He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now

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(289): View more from Ontario

eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.

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(716): View more from New York

come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!

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(519): View more from Ontario

My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things

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(404): View more from Georgia

Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I’m really regretting these suede pants.

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