Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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