i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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