Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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