Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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