is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
nutella sex= disaster
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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