you guys were way drunker than both of me
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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