I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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