He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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