No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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