let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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