I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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