Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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