This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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