Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
