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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...

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Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.

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(317): View more from Indiana

you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...

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(315): View more from New York

yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...

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(480): View more from Arizona

Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.

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(817): View more from Texas

I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?

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(858): View more from California

We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?

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(406): View more from Montana

I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..

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(925): View more from California

Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions

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