My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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