So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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