is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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