My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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