How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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