Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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