coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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