I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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