She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Randomize
