absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
OPIZZABONMYDICK
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
