Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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