ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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