I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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