this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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