so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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