She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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