i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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