Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
These tits shall not be calmed
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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