Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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