You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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