i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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