I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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