Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
one two three fourrrrnication!
handjob tips. give me some.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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