now i know why i became what i already was.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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