Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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