do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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